21st Jan2013

Book Review: Gun Machine by Warren Ellis

by Guest Post

Gun Machine Book Cover Warren Ellis

Gun Machine
by Warren Ellis
Mulholland Books

I have this image in my head of Warren Ellis sitting outside his local pub in the light summer snow of southern England, stabbing at the folding keyboard of his iPad with only his middle fingers, muttering around the cigarette hanging from his lips about stupid fucking commas. There’s also empty cans of Redbull and a few broken, empty bottles of Whiskey littered around his feet. This fiction, in part, comes from Ellis himself, from his posts on twitter and his site, but mostly it’s my own romantic vision of him.

Another thing I get from Ellis’s posts on the web is that, wherever he’s writing, he approaches work not as some lofty artistic pursuit, but the same way he’d go about digging a ditch, or building a bridge, or assembling a strange device designed to inflict pain. This is backed up by every single word and sentence in Gun Machine.

Gun Machine is about NYPD detective John Tallow’s investigation into a roomful of guns he finds moments after his partner is shot dead right in front of him. It’s a short read, but it never slows down from the first page on, and each of the secondary characters could star in their own books.

I’m not usually a fan of crime fiction, and frankly hate the kind of procedural cop dramas Fox is likely to turn Gun Machine into, but if Ellis suddenly becomes prolific in the genre, I might just forsake the usual sword and sorcerer and spaceship bullshit I usually read.

Do yourself a favor and read Gun Machine, and if I haven’t convinced you, watch these 2 excellent trailers for it.

[editor: Here's where you can buy Gun Machine]

 

Tim Kress headshotThis post was written by guest writer, Tim Kress. He is the author of the book Early Mourning. When he’s not publishing strange web comics about Roy Orbison, Tim can be found harassing the masses on Twitter under the handle @Tim_Kress. His website is timkressfiction.com.

15th Feb2012

Hack-Life: Books

by Doug

 

I’m a new homeowner. I also don’t know how to do ANYTHING with my hands that doesn’t involve the letters W, A, S and D (get your minds out of the gutter sicko!). When things around the house need to be fixed I’m quick to point out that I don’t even have the tools to unscrew the light bulbs (seriously… the guy at Menards won’t show me where they are). One thing I do oodles of… is reading. So yesterday I got inspired to use my geek-habit of studying to hack my life.

One thing I’ve done, ever since dropping out of college, is to educate myself on anything I’m interested in. Usually that’s in categories like web-development, software technique, parenting, writing, philosophy, marketing or leadership. Now that life finds me in new situations from a new job, to a new house, its time to expand my course of study. This week I’ve read two books out of the ordinary for me. One on advancing a career more quickly, and the other on “coaching” a dog (because training is like totally rude brah!).

I’ve found applying these techniques as easy as copying and pasting code from a book explaining how to add a drop down menu in html. Take what it says and slightly adapt it to fit my color-scheme and design. I’m not going to come in an hour early and leave an hour late from work, because I don’t want to get a raise at the cost of my family and purposes outside of work. I will surely voice my ideas until someone listens, volunteer for extra projects that interest me, or use my strengths. I’m not going to cook my dog a meal because I don’t even cook for my kids. I will make an extra effort to play with him in the back yard, instead of thinking that being outside by himself is anymore fun for him than it would be for me.

Next I am going to learn how to fix my bathroom and make our house worth an extra $20,000 by only spending $2,000. It’s good to be able to read books and apply what I’ve learned in real life. To quote a movie where a similar technique was used:

I know Kung-fu.”

09th Feb2012

An Update On My Reading of Super Gods by Grant Morrison

by Jeremy

Action and Detective Comics covers

Normally I wait until the end of a book to give a review, but I had to give a quick update because of how amazing this book is. I am only 100 pages into the book, and I know that I will reread it. In the foreword Morrison explains that growing up, his world was one threatened by nuclear holocaust and war. Because of this, the comic book pages of super heroes was an inviting escape for him. The early chapters have been about the beginning of super hero comics (the “Golden Age”), and their archetypal places in our history.

Morrison starts the first chapter by elaborating on how Superman put the “action” in Action Comics. He dissects the very first cover (the iconic image of Superman smashing a green car, as men scurry away) and explains that when you saw it, it was something new, exciting and that you couldn’t help but want to know what was going on inside. Then he turns around and talks about Superman’s dark other half: Batman.

Batman’s first appearance was in Detective Comics (#27). Just as Superman lived up to the name of Action Comics, Batman embodied the word detective. Morrison points out how The Dark Knight is drawn as a more static character: perching on gargoyles or studying clues. Superman’s power came from the yellow sun and Batman thrived in the shadows.

The following chapters go over the other early Golden Age characters: Captain Marvel, Wonder Woman, Flash and Green Lantern. He again discusses where the ideas for the characters came from, as well as the mind-set of the country that embraced them so quickly. I feel like these are things that even an a casual comic book fan would enjoy, but it is kind of hard for me to determine, I’m far from a casual fan.

01st Feb2012

Anyone Could Be Magic

by Doug

After working in an office for a few days, you think you know the people sitting next to you…right?! WRONG! Because the next thing you know the guy that acts all calm, collected and normal lets it slip that he is writing a book. And he’s not writing a book like I’m writing a book (purely to prove I can, that no one will EVER read,except my mom), OH NO! He’s being published!

Well that’s neat, but what is your “published” book about? ZOMBIES!? Are you kidding me?! How are we not best friends yet? Believe me when I say “You will hear more about this book in the near future.” But for now, I’m issuing a challenge:

Ask people what they’re into. Make new friends. And for the love of Buffy, if you see a fellow geek in your workplace, tell them about how awesome you are!

PEACE!

29th Jan2012

Digital Media in My Life

by Jeremy

Student in front of Books
Today I’m going back to a subject that I’ve written about before; analog vs. digital, material vs. virtual. For me, it comes down to convenience and money vs. my love of a material substance in my possession, and sentimentalism vs. technology. Does that sound a little materialistic, maybe.

I haven’t really made an extreme decision one way or another on digital media. At first, I swore it all off. I was that guy that still had his full collection of VHS and DVD. Cd’s, and vinyl. Magazines and books. Then slowly, the convenience of digital media has begun to creep in. To some extent it started with music. Mp3′s were so small and easy to store and play back. Quickly though, the horrible sound quality of mp3′s made it easy to turn back away from them. I mostly just had copies of albums I already owned, but would make mix CD’s so I wouldn’t have to take my whole collection on road trips or on air planes. I never really, and still haven’t downloaded a lot of music. I still enjoy opening up the CD jacket and enjoying the album art and then going over the credits and thank you’s of my favorite artists’ creations. I also have some sort of hang up with paying for something and not have a physical copy. I’d rather purchase the physical album and then rip it to my computer if I need to. Some of you may say, why not illegally download it? Well that’s easy. First of all, blah blah, it’s illegal. More importantly though, as a musician myself, I would love for people to pay me for my music so I could continue to make it, and make a living on it. So it would be extremely hypocritical of me to steal someone else’s.  I do, however, enjoy Pandora radio but that’s more for learning about new music, and is quite a bit like an actual genre radio station.

The next place digital media started to find its way into my life was one of my favorite guitar magazines, Premier Guitar. They have an excellent .pdf version of their magazine that is a page for page, high quality replica that I enjoy “flipping” through multiple times a month, and going back to back issues (which they archive online). I am the kind of person, as you may have guessed, who has, possibly, hundreds of magazines stacked around my apartment. Every month or so my wonderfully understanding girlfriend makes me choose which of my little periodical friends I must keep, and which are expendable. In true hoarders fashion, I wonder later, if I have thrown out some useful piece of information that I would need in the future. Recently I also found MagCloud by HP. It is a magazine site were small, more independent magazines can throw their issues up digitally, but you may also order a physical copy. I am only beginning to dive into all the great publications available there. This kind of ties into all the e-readers as well. For me, finding a random book at a cheap book store is just as much fun to me as a downloading it for a couple bucks and reading it immediately. I like and always will, having piles of books at my house and being able to sit down next to one of said piles, and picking an old book at random, and rereading it. That will never change for me. Unless I get an e-reader in which case I’m sure I will change my story, and I will have something new to post about.

Finally, and maybe the biggest intrusion into my need to have physical copies of everything, Netflix. Yes, Netflix, I’m not going to even describe or go into what it is, because if you don’t know, you’re probably also not on the Internet and therefore not actually reading this post. So I’m not sure why I’m still talking to you. All I can say is that if you have not used Netflix yet, DON’T! It is the devil. For $9.00 a month, I may never again buy a DVD or Blu-Ray disc. I have found cartoons and movies from my childhood and watched them multiple times. I no longer have stacks of DVDs (out of the box) piled around my DVD player. I can go back whenever I want and watch them, and not just on my home television, but from my laptop, my smart phone, anywhere there is Internet. I am horribly hooked. I see no return from this. No way out.

In summary, The unifying factor that will probably convert me to accessible, digital, media, is the fact that I will be able to read it, listen to it, watch it, anywhere I am. I’m not there yet. Can you convince me I should switch to a Kindle, or a Nook, or whatever other e-reader is out there?

27th Jan2012

Book Review: The Boy Who Couldnt Sleep And Never Had To

by Reed

I recently finished The Boy Who Couldn’t Sleep and Never Had To, by DC Pierson. You may know DC Pierson from the sketch and improv comedy group Derrick Comedy, which is famously known for introducing us to Donald Glover, The Mystery Team movie, and “Bro Rape”.

The book tells a tale about two boys, Eric and Darren, who share a love for drawing, science fiction and video games. Being the age of 15 & 16 while in high school, they’re naturally socially awkward and have trouble talking to the opposite sex. When not in school or getting picked on by Darren’s older brother, the two of them spend their time plotting their epic sci-fi movie series called TimeBlaze. The plot really starts to pick up when Eric reveals his deep dark secret; He never sleeps and he never has to. At first Darren doesn’t believe Eric, putting him through various tests to prove that he’s telling the truth. After it becomes apparent to him that Eric really has this ‘superpower’, Darren tries to do whatever he can to test Eric’s limits.

Without giving too much of the plot away, the two friends become entangled in a world of betrayal and find themselves on the on the run from things and people they would’ve only imagined. It is a fun, original story with humor and cultural references that any self-described “geek” will understand. I highly recommend this novel, especially if you are looking for a quick read between books.

 

17th Jan2012

Book Review: The Lost Symbol by Dan Brown

by Jeremy

In my current move to read and write more, I just finished the book The Lost Symbol by Dan Brown. Yes, that Dan Brown, the same man who authored Angels & Demons, The Da Vinci Code, and sent would-be conspiracy theorists and religious members scurrying to their nearest search engine to find out what was true and what was fiction. It is the third book starring the fictional professor/ eidetic cryptologist, Robert Langdon, and his historically based adventures, featuring codes only he can crack.

This adventure starts very quickly, and so does Brown’s successful formula of using facts and real life situations with a very believable plot, full of twists and turns to keep you hooked. If there is one thing any writer can take from his writing, it is the way he leaves every chapter as a cliff hanger, so that even at four o’clock in the morning, you find yourself saying “One more chapter, okay, one more chapter.” If you are familiar with his other books you will definitely enjoy another go round with the modern-day Indiana Jones (sans fedora and whip, sadly), and the formula he uses, still doesn’t get old. This time the plot focuses around the Freemasons, a secret society ”society with secrets” that dates back over 400 years, and has always been associated with new world orders, occult rituals, and even the Knights Templar and the Holy Grail (even though he covered this topic previously, there is not a lot of crossover between the subjects). Set in Washington D.C., the nation’s capitol and home to some very symbolic structures, and a lot of history to draw material from, it is fun to read about the United States’ interesting past, for a change. If you, for some silly reason, have not read his previous books, don’t worry, just finish this one and then go back and read the other two. The way Brown gives character background information, fills in the gaps enough without spoiling the earlier stories.

I was a little late getting to this book, since it came out in 2009, but I’m glad I finally read it. I’m sure they’ll be making a movie out of it in no time, so do yourself a favor and pick it up before Tom Hanks gets to it.

03rd Jan2012

Book Review: Those Guys Have All The Fun by James Andrew Miller

by Reed

I am, by definition, a sports fanatic. I’m passionate about my teams, I can sit and watch most sporting events (watching the NHL Winter Classic as I type this), and I could easily sit and watch ESPN all day. When I started hearing about this book that was a behind the scenes look at the history, events, and scandals of the “mother ship” I was excited to pick up the book.

The book, which is essentially the oral history of ESPN,  takes you from the humble beginnings in 1979 all the way to 2011 and the introduction of ESPN3D. All of your favorite ESPN personalities are here, as well as athletes and keys players from other organizations. Although the book isn’t as scandalous as it was promoted, it is interesting to hear about all the events that transpired over the years. You’ll read about how ESPN covered events that weren’t directly sports related (9/11, OJ Simpson Trial, the Erin Andrews Peep Hole Incident), as well as the creation of the other ESPN channels (ESPN2, ESPNews), the X Games, 30 for 30 documentaries, and the ESPYs.

Overall this book is a quick but good read. At times I found myself skimming certain topics or commentaries, but for the most part everyone has an interesting perspective. My opinion on ESPN has definitely changed after reading this book, but you can’t take anything away from them as a company after seeing how the grew into the world-wide leader in sports.

Get “Those Guys Have All The Fun” Here.

01st Jan2012

New Year Resolutions: Reed

by Reed

I’m usually not the type of person to make New Years resolutions. I’m a firm believer in starting something TODAY and not waiting for a new year to start. So my New Years Resolution that I have isn’t about me starting something, but continuing to do so, which is to read more books.

Yes I know Doug vowed to read 50 books in 2012 (he’s such an overacheiver), but I’ll be happy just to do one a month.

Ok, new goal — one book a month, and I’ll update you on how it goes.  I’ll also be counting the book that I’m currently reading (Book title) as my January book. My resolution, my rules.

Here is what’s on my list right now. I’m sure things will be shuffled around as I find out about other titles.

  1.  Those Guys Have All The Fun: Inside The World of ESPN (currently reading)
  2. Shaq Uncut
  3. The Hobbit
  4. Ready Player One
  5. The Boy Who Couldnt Sleep and Never Had To
  6. Empire State of Mind
  7. - 12. TBA

Let me know If there are any great books you think I should add to my 12 in 2012 book challenge!

31st Dec2011

My Top 5 Non-Geek Moments of 2011

by Jeremy

At the end of every year, it is always common to see various “top ten” or “greatest ‘x’ of the year” lists. Well, this is a little different, it is my list of:

The Top 5 Non-Geek Moments of 2011

5. The Tevatron Particle Accelerator at FermiLab shuts down

On September 30th, the 2nd largest particle accelerator in the world shuts down, mostly due to lack of federal funding, but also because the Large Hadron Collider in Europe has pulled a lot of the university research projects that had been staples of the Tevatron (specifically the majority of Higgs boson research). While FermiLab still has other projects to keep it active, it kind of emphasizes the attitude America has towards science, and the fact that we are no longer the world leader in these kind of things.

4. I Start Going Back to the Gym

Okay, seriously, I don’t want to be old, broke, bald AND fat. What did you expect. Don’t worry, it is not like I’m going to show up to a Comic Convention with a six-pack. Even though I would look amazing in spandex.

3. The End of NASA’s Space Shuttle Program

Not a good year for science in this country. Once again, government budget cuts and aging technology take another victim. This time, our beloved reusable space transportation. Luckily, companies like Virgin Galactic and SpaceX are doing their best to have their designs replace the shuttle.

2. DC Comics ReNumber and ReBoot (Nearly) EVERYTHING

This could probably be called one of the best things to happen, especially since the new directions and art teams are putting together some great and compelling books. DC’s market shares and sales numbers also reinforce that this was a great idea. For those of us that love our characters, but also are big collectors, the renumbering of books that have gone on uninterrupted for over 75 years (ahem, Detective Comics), is sort of frustrating.

1. Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 1

Another movie? Does Part 1 mean that there is another part? Let’s forget that the books are horribly written, fluff with no real soul. The ideas in this “saga” fly in the face of everything vampires are. They don’t go in the sun because they will sparkle? They knock up teenagers? I understand how it fits into the whole Kardashians/Jersey Shore/Teen Mom media world that is becoming the norm. As Geeks, we shouldn’t forget how literature’s vampires really are: however Anne Rice said they were.

I feel like 2012 has to be better; considering that a certain amazing double trilogy will be re-released in theaters, in 3D, beginning February 10th.

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