Phantasia Fundamentum Habitaculum Geek
Once regarded by scientists as the most elusive and difficult to come across of all the geek classifications, the Phantasia Fundamentum Habitaculum Geek is now among the easiest to study. Because of a swing in online relationships, driven by both social networks and MMORPG’s, this fantasy geek will come out from its basement dwelling place almost monthly to attend conventions and increasingly more public events such as book signings or game releases.
Characterized by his long hair, neck beard and lightsaber, this geek is a Sci-Fi-Wiz. There is no H.P. Lovecraft, Forgotten Realms or Tolkien book written that has evaded his eyes. Nor can you make a comment about any of these writings without a snide and condescending remark escaping his lips. He is elite, speaks both Klingon and City Speak (if you don’t know, don’t ask), and can draw you a timeline of every Star Wars book, movie and comic book ever made.
Because of the intense study of all things Sci-Fi, he is overly susceptible to trolling. Not realizing that he is the target of provocation, it is commonplace to see the Phantasia Fundamentum Habitaculum Geek spin into a rage leaving him red-in-the-face and out of breath for several minutes. Thus it has become a hobby for predators to lay traps for this basement dweller by using misspelled Sci-Fi character names as their WoW handles or yelling in public chat that Jersey Shore is better TV than Doctor Who.
Because of the rise in popularity of Comic-Book Movies and the consequential economic explosion from Sci-Fi culture and its merchandising; scientists estimate that by the year 2015 “the Jedi Way” will be a recognized, major course of study in most Ivey-League schools, there will be an MMORPG accredited high school and every library in the US will have a larger graphic-novel section than biography section.














