03rd Feb2012

Video Games vs. Going To Class

by Jeremy

a Nintendo controller

Your education is a very important part of your life. It can shape your future, for good or bad. There is, absolutely, no reason to put lesser pursuits ahead of your schooling. Unless, let’s say, a new video game is coming out. Maybe, it’s a new MMO (massive multiplayer online) game, or a first-person-shooter (which could also be online). Then, maybe for a day, it is okay to miss your statistics class (it’s the middle of the semester, and there aren’t even any tests that week), right? Wrong.

Don’t worry, I’m not going to jump on my soap box and tell you how video games are rotting your mind (they might be, but I’m not telling you about it – they improve hand-eye coordination, after all). Trust me, I have missed plenty of classes, at plenty of colleges. Along the way I have learned that even classes that may seem useless, are very important to your gamer health.

When you first purchase a new release, chances are you will be playing it until something forces you to stop. If you’re like so many of my friends and fellow employees: you’ve taken off work, started a fight with your significant other so they leave you alone for a couple of days, stocked up on energy drinks and food stuffs and of course moved some sort of waste bin next to your seat (don’t ask). So you have all the obstacles you can control out of the way, but unless you called in a bomb threat to have your classes canceled (and that’s not nearly as funny as it used to be), you still have class. Sure, skipping it would be easy, but then you wouldn’t be able to take advantage of all the benefits going to class has:

  1. Sleep. Very important. While plugged into your new game, that is the furthest thing from your mind. Going to class gives you an opportunity to let your brain and thumbs rest, as you doze off to the sounds of your teacher mumbling, and your classmates playing Angry Birds on their Ipads.
  2. Social Interaction. Sure you could be getting some sort of conversation during your gaming, depending on how social of a game you have been playing. Is swearing at a 13-year-old really a healthy form of communication?
  3. Exercise. Even if you drive to class, you still have to walk out of your room, then walk to the car, hopefully they’ve placed some stairs somewhere in the building for you lazy people, and you should take those too. Sitting for as long as you probably have can lead to blood clots and embolisms, nasty stuff.
  4. Sun Light. Vitamin D. You don’t have to get a tan or anything, but correct amounts of it improve your disposition, and I’m not going to hang around you if you’re going to act all grumpy.

So there you have it, a couple good reasons to take a time out from gaming, to go to class. I probably should have put this out a month ago, all you Skyrim players may not have missed so much school then.

03rd Feb2012

Class President…More Like Class Sucker

by Doug

 

I’ll admit it. I’m old. At least in accordance with how old I feel I should be. A young man like I shouldn’t have to start planning a ten-year reunion, but here I am. When you are in high school, it is very cool being voted into the student government. No one is really sure of why there is a student government, or what they do (if anything). So it’s a popularity contest, well…that’s how I saw it.

Now I know the truth. The class president is the turd that is in charge of the reunions. With Facebook, I don’t expect quite the task it probably was for the poor, similarly naive souls that came before me. All I have to do is create a group, make it clear that we need to all be on here to allow for good communication and let things work for a few months. But still, the hassle isn’t the issue. I enjoy making a plan and executing it! The hassle is when no one cares. I am expected to facilitate this little shin-dig even if no one shows up.

So let me give a piece of advice to my DOZENS of readers: Don’t be class president!

Because even if you do throw a KILLER (barely average) five-year (six-year, I counted wrong) reunion, you’ll end up with only 11 amazing people who show up because they feel bad for you and really did want to see old friends. But the rest will say they are coming (never know it was going on) and then leave you with a keg to pay for by yourself (except for the $13 from the 11 participants that showed).

02nd Feb2012

Staying Classy

by Doug

Most times a well timed movie quote can be useful. They can break the ice, relax the nerves or even help you fit in with a new posse (do people still say posse or is it crew now?). So here is a list of my top 10 favorite movie quotes that I use to get a laugh (or to find out which people around me are awesome).

10. ”You stay classy San Diego” – Anchorman
I’ll usually say this after hearing a horribly tasteless joke, to let them know that they are NOT being classy.

9. “Samsonite! I was way off! I knew it started with an S, though” – Dumb and Dumber
This one is useful when trying to remember a name, after someone remembers it and discovers I wasn’t even close to recalling it.

8. “ Hey, there’s even a fridge! You could put a six pack of be… soda in here…” – Tommy Boy
Pretty much every time I see a mini-fridge…

7. “Gee, mister. You’re even hungrier than I am.” -Goonies
I say this any time I witness someone eating a candy bar (especially when its a Baby Ruth).

6. “I understand you’re a man who knows how to get things.” – the Shawshank Redemption
Whenever I need someone’s help finding something I say this, but they never respond correctly.

5. “You pooped in the refrigerator!? And you ate the entire…wheel of cheese? How’d you do that? I’m not even mad! That’s amazing.” – Anchorman
I don’t need a reason to use this one, but if someone mumbles at me, they’ll probably hear it.

4. ”It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark… and we’re wearing sunglasses.” – the Blues Brothers
I use this when about to start a road trip, project or meeting hoping that someone will say “Hit it” afterwards.

3. “You wanna talk some jive? I’ll talk some jive. I’ll talk some jive like you’ve never heard!” – the Royal Tenenbaums
Typically this is my “I’m warning you” joke before I get really goofy.

2. “PC Load letter?! The **** does that mean?” – Office Space
Every time I have a computer issue that doesn’t make any sense.

1. “ On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.” – Fight Club
I don’t really say this to people, but it always inspires me.