08th Feb2012

Potential Squandered

by Doug

children playing video games

As the gamer generation gets older (not that I would admit I’m old) we are scouring the internet for quality games that we can enjoy with our kids. To my joviality there are catalogs of games that include the exact factors I have learned to value in gaming: Character development and customization, stories that go deep, and some even take place in universes WE have loved from a young age (Star Wars, Marvel, etc…).

With browser-based engines, and mobile gaming where it is we should have seen the “World of Warcraft” for kindergarteners by now. The problem is that the companies that are creating these fantastic games are doing TWO things wrong that leave me not trusting nor willing to pay a dime to play them.

1. Cookie-Cutter Content
I understand that games for young kids will need to have more repetition than those made for adults. But that doesn’t give a developer an excuse for one-dimensional gameplay. There must be, at least, an opportunity for more difficult and skilled situations to push the player into growing beyond button mashing, and a purely offensive mindsets. As a grown man with a bit of experience and cognitive thinking I BETTER be superior than most others I’d play against in a game made for elementary students.

2. Charging for Everything
In an attempt to reach a larger clientele and giving people a trial run before they pay anything, developers have created a double tax. You can play most of these games for free, to an extent. If you want to progress above a beginner however, you’ll have to pay a monthly fee. This unlocks more areas of the game, and the ability to level higher. I’m OK with monthly fees. BUT, they have another fee! The “Item Mall” is a place you can buy items to customize or make your character more powerful, for a small fee of REAL WORLD money. You don’t have to buy these items to play the game, but they make certain things only available in the Item Mall. Like transportation. You can only buy the convenience of faster transport in the Item Mall. Oh! And the best items in the game are only available in the Item Mall. Pretty soon you find yourself unable to beat things you are equally leveled with. Pushing you to make an exception to your “NEVER buy from the Item Mall” promise! But then at the next level you must make the same exception, and so on…and so on…
I say pick one, and stick with it. If I’m paying a monthly fee, DO NOT charge me for content beyond my membership. I’m not going to let my kid play a game where the richest (or most frivolous) players are more powerful than the most skilled and dedicated.

Of course there are exceptions to these issues. But what I’ve found is that games that lack these issues are poorly made, and not of a good enough quality to play.

17th Dec2011

The Lengths We Will Go

by Doug

A friend that I play SWTOR with just admitted to doping his girlfriend with sleeping pills so he could get a better night of gaming. Although I’m 70% sure he’s joking, it made me laugh. I couldn’t stop laughing because I was picturing the scene from Dumb and Dumber (shown above) where Loyd poisons Harry with “Turbo-Lax”. I pictured a Jedi making the same face as Jim Carrey’s character. Then I thought “that’s not a bad idea”. So instead of sleeping pills I opened a bottle of wine. It actually made for a perfect evening because I still had an hour of queue time to wait out. Cheers!

 

05th Dec2011

Aubrey Plaza: WoW > Boyfriend

by Reed

You know what’s funny? People actually have been dumped over this game.

In the new World of Warcraft commercial, Aubrey Plaza (Parks & Rec, Scott Pilgrim vs the World) tells a little story about why she dumped her boyfriend for WoW.  This 30 second spot is a great addition to the previous commercials featuring Verne Troyer, Mr. T, Chuck Norris, Ozzy, and William Shatner, all with the intent of getting us normal folk to buy into the WoW culture.

I say us ‘normal folk’ because I have never played the game, even though I have many friends who are absolutely crazy about it. I do believe that featuring these pop-culture stars in commercials and in-game helps to grab the attention of those who would normally brush it off. I haven’t jumped in yet, but Blizzard & co. definitely have my attention. Who wouldn’t want to be a Night Elf Mohawk or give a deadly Roundhouse kick (see what I did there?) to the face of an orc Chuck Norris style? Having Aubrey Plaza in the new commercial helps to break the stigma that only dudes are out there doing raids.

The reason why I havent bought in, is that MMOs generally take a certain level of committment that I’m not willing to make yet. I’m not willing to commit that much of my time, whether that’s the time it takes to level up or arranging my schedule to raid with my guild. I’m also not exactly into the fantasy side of WoW with orcs, elves and so forth. With that said, DC Universe Online or SWtOR  is what I would pick for an MMO because I love those cultures.  Subscription packs are a whole different story with some games being free-to-play.

In the end, these ads are great for bringing attention to WoW and MMOs in general, but knowing what it takes to be successful at theses games is a barrier that might be too great for me to overcome.

04th Dec2011

The Indie Games’ Promoters

by Doug

I don’t have any market research that tells how and why this seemingly ENORMOUS surge has hit the indie gaming world. But I know what has nudged me in the direction of buying small:

  1. iPhone – I remember the joy of having an iPhone 3G before anyone else I knew had a touch screen phone. And I remember the day I got Angry Birds. It was so fun, and such a simple concept! Yes there are plenty of levels with hardly any real continued evolution of the game-play (compared to the MMO’s I’m used to). But it was great for what I was looking for: a fun time killer. Any novice game developer can make something that is worth $.99. It puts the satisfaction of customers in indie developers’ grasps. They don’t have to be intimidated by the expectations of a $59.99 game.
  2. Steam – I rarely buy a game that I haven’t played that is not BRAND new (let’s be real, Skyrim seems old already). But when Steam puts it on sale for $4.99 and shows me how much my friends have loved it, I can’t resist but ask them “Hey, did you like Terraria?” To which they reply “Yeah, if you’re looking for a great game to play for a couple of weeks I’ll play with you! Oh and here’s our server info.” Again, low risk purchases make for great satisfaction. Even if I only played it for a week, that’s pretty good for the money I have in it.
All-in-all I believe that we are going in the right direction. Yeah there are companies out there that want to shift it back to the high financial commitment, low satisfaction COUGH Origin COUGH! But as long as there are things like Humble Bundle, and Kick Starter we should be seeing oodles of great indie games, and I’ll be the first to talk them up!
04th Dec2011

All I Want For Christmas #1

by Doug

I’ve got gadgets and gizmos aplenty, I’ve got whozits and whatzits galore (you want thingamabobs? I got twenty). But who cares? No big deal, I want more! We all do! So this year I’m helping you buy for the geek who has everything (except probably a girlfriend). With book accessories! All geeks like to show-off their books, and that they read books (that’s the main reason I own books, otherwise they’d all be digital, but digital is harder to gloat over). So you can’t go wrong with this bookend set from the most amazing game ever made: Portal!

You can get these bad-boys at Thinkgeek.com for a measly $29.99! But if you are smart and join the mailing list, you will not only get free goodies along with your order (like the eviltron), but also coupons in the emails they send out multiple times a week.

PS: To all my friends and family that may get me this for Christmas…Don’t worry about me getting more than one of these beauts, I have TONS of books that need ending.

 

02nd Dec2011

Balancing Family/Life and Star Wars the Old Republic

by Doug

With the pending release of Star Wars the Old Republic I am scared. Not terrified, just… worried. Two possibilities are the cause of this worry. They have been brought on by the recent beta testing weekend I was a part of, along with a large amount of my friends. The two possibilities are as follows:

1. What if I get overly addicted and start to slack in other areas of my life?
I say “overly” because, I want to be a little addicted. If I’m not, I won’t ever play it. Then it would be a waste of money, and a missed opportunity to talk and play alongside my friends (who don’t live anywhere near me). However, I’ve also been known to get SERIOUSLY addicted to games. I’m sure I’m not the only one that struggled and let World of Warcraft get, a little too demanding, on life. My wife and I now joke about how she was going to break up with me when I wouldn’t leave my basement to go out with her for days at-a-time because of “Dub-C” runs (I was pretty hardcore). I like to think I have matured beyond that as a father and loving husband, but there is always a chance that I’ll revert back to my sad self that chooses the virtual world over the real one. That’s why I’ve set up these guidelines to keep me accountable to the things that matter most.

  • My wife gets to kick me off. As long as she is not unreasonable and gives me a 10-20 minute heads up (give or take an hour), I will listen to her requests to rest my mouse muscles and have family time.
  • I will mostly play after everyone else is in bed. That way I’m not sacrificing anything but my health and coworkers sanity by being an angry zombie the next day.
  •  I can’t play when I have unfinished work. That means if I’ve put off something I need to get done, like changing a light bulb or something simple enough like that, I must do it first before I fly to Coruscant.
    Mostly I’m giving myself the same limitations I’d give a 12 year-old-kid. Pretty straight forward I’d say.

My second fear is this:

2. What if I get left behind and never have anyone to play with?
My friends can be hardcore. And even though they are my friends, I want to dominate them in every aspect of the game. So if they are more powerful, or know more than me…I can’ live in that world any longer.

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