08th Aug2012

Punisher Fan Film Dirty Laundry – Starring Thomas Jane and Ron Pearlman

by Jeremy

Punisher skull from Dirty Laundry fan film

I’m not sure how I missed this from Comic-Con International in San Diego, but Thomas Jane gets to reprise his role as Frank Castle, aka ‘The Punisher’. This time in a 10 minute,  fan-film directed by Phil Joanou and written by Chad St. John, named Dirty Laundry. It is brutal, and I can’t believe I had not heard of this sooner.

WARNING: This is a violent, bloody video. Not intended for anyone under 18, pregnant, squeamish, or has just eaten a large meal, or has the stomach flu!

Wow, I think that we should see Thomas Jane in another Punisher movie, that’s what I think. Also, why was Ron Pearlman’s mustache dyed black, but not the rest of his facial hair??

25th Jul2012

Movie Review: The Dark Knight Rises

by Jeremy

Movie Poster for the Dark Knight Rises

Normally I don’t include spoilers in my reviews, because I write the reviews to give people an idea of why they would or wouldn’t want to watch the movie. In this case, my thoughts on the movie have a lot to do with the plot, theme and characters, so…

THERE ARE SPOILERS, BEWARE!

It has taken me some time to get all of my thoughts on this movie into a post. I am a huge Batman fan. Huge. Comic books, movies, video games, tv shows, I’ve seen it all. I have always loved Batman because even though he was human, he’s always stood shoulder to shoulder with gods. He’s the symbol of physical and mental (and financial) human perfection. So, when I say that I wanted to love this movie, believe that I was ready to fan-boy out for it. I went to the Batman Movie Marathon at my local theater and enjoyed seeing the earlier Nolan-Batman movies again on the big screen. I enjoyed spending my time in between the movies correcting the people who said things like: “Nolan said there would be lots of Batmen in this one”, or “in the comics Bane is friends with Poison Ivy”. Please never let me hear you say that again, you’re confusing the Schumacher Batman & Robin with the comics and I can’t just stand here and let you do that. Maybe watching the new movie right after The Dark Knight was a horrible idea. That movie still stands as the best Batman movie ever, in my opinion. While I didn’t love The Dark Knight Rises, there were plenty of parts I liked, enough to make me want to see it again.

Let’s start with what I did like: the characters. Not just how they were written for this movie, but as they relate to their comic book counter parts. Nolan did another great job of taking fantasy characters, and sculpting them into nearly believable reality. Bane is a great example. Sure, they could have had him on an “experimental drug” and CGI’d him into a big cartoon monster. Instead they just took a massive Tom Hardy and had him be so much more than masked muscle.  In fact I feel like we only ever noticed how huge he was, when we were directed to by well placed camera angles, or shots of him without much of a shirt on. In the comic books, Bane was the perfect anti-Batman, born in a prison (see what they did there), he was both a strategic mastermind as well as a powerhouse. He wore down Batman mentally and physically before finally breaking his back over his knee. An iconic scene we were allowed to witness in the The Dark Knight Returns. 

Marion Cotillard’s Talia was another dead-on adaptation from the comic books. She was correct parts intelligent and deadly. She pulled the strings in the background, only revealing herself for what she was, when she stepped up and stabbed her enemy in the back. If you’ll remember, this is Ra’s Al Ghul’s advice in Batman Begins.

I remember an interview after Batman Begins came out, in which Christopher Nolan swears he would never have a Robin in his Batman movies. I believe there was a similar statement from Christian Bale, somewhere along the lines of never wanting to be in a Batman movie with a Robin. Well, I am glad they changed their minds. Joseph Gordon Levitt did a wonderful job as Jon Blake. A lot of people have called him an amalgam of the Robins from the comic books, I don’t totally see that. Dick Grayson (the original Robin) was a Gotham City Police Officer for a while after he grew up. Tim Drake (third Robin) was the Robin that figured out who Batman was, all on his own, when he was only a kid. For this movie, whatever his name was, he was the perfect sidekick for Batman. He helped out when he could and he helped Batman gain some perspective. At the end, he even “re-discovered” the Batcave, allowing for a chance to tell new stories with a new Batman (Newsarama talks about that more here). They did such a good job of making me believe that Jon Blake was Batman’s sidekick, when we find out that his real first name is Robin, it’s as though Nolan is sitting beside me at the theater, poking me in the side saying: “He’s Robin, get it? Get it? Do ya get it?”

Yes I got it, we all got it.

I’m so glad that he didn’t do the same thing with Anne Hathaway’s Selina Kyle. Another nearly “purrfect” adaptation. Nolan made her a sympathetic character in the same way the comic books portray her. A thief who reluctantly does the right thing. Even when she’s trying to be a greedy burglar, Catwoman is often committing crimes to help someone. In the case of the movie she’s trying for a clean slate, not a completely altruistic goal, but in the end she comes through and proves she’s not just in it for the money. Anne Hathaway also proves she wasn’t just thrown into this movie for star power, but because she can play a believable Batman/Bruce Wayne love interest. Maybe if her life isn’t completely straightened out, we could get her in a proper Catwoman spin-off movie. Speaking of characters with depth, Gary Oldman’s Commissioner Gordon is second only to Batman when it comes to character development. Just as we’ve seen Bruce Wayne grow into the man he was meant to become, so have we seen James Gordon rise from Sargent to Leiutenant, then finally Commissioner. Gordon has always been us, the reader, the audience, the viewer. We’re just normal people, we want to do what is right, but we don’t have the power or the means, just the will. When we discover that he is upset with living the lie about what has really happened with Harvey Dent and Batman, it just solidifies his humanity. Who wouldn’t be unhappy with the circumstances? However, by the end of the movie he no longer seems to be weighed down with that guilt. It is as though when Bane read his speech aloud to Gotham City, he no longer felt burdened by it. Which is all fine and good, but I don’t think it offered the same kind of closure for the audience.

Batman. Christian Bale turns in his last performance as Bruce Wayne, and I just wasn’t feeling it. Batman is not a quitter. Of course, if what is best for Gotham City is to not have a Batman, then he would step down. But, the comic book Bruce Wayne would never stop training, never stop preparing for that day when his city might need him once again. He also wouldn’t need to be convinced when it was time to come back. In the comic books, Bruce Wayne (almost) always knows what is best for Gotham. That’s one of the biggest differences between the comic and Nolan-movie versions of Batman. In the movies, Bruce was always striving for a world that didn’t need him anymore. He has to be, it makes him more human, and makes way for a happy ending that he will never get in the continuous world of the comic books.

Finally, let’s look at where I really had trouble loving this movie. It is based in a time that is extremely similar to our current time. The economy is so bad, even Wayne Enterprises is losing money. Police Commissioner Gordon (and all of Gotham City) is living a lie, but they trek forward in content ignorance. Yet underneath this happiness, there is such discontent, that a man is able to raise an army of poor and disenfranchised, (dare I say blue-collar?) with promises of a city they control. Not run by greedy corporations, “Wallstreet” or politics; that they feel do not represent them. Hitting a little close to home yet? Sound a little like a certain crowd that wanted to “occupy” something? When this man’s plan finally comes together, the horribly mistreated rich, corporate heads, and other establishment figures are saved by Batman.

Wait? What?!?

Whose side am I supposed to be on? Just to make sure that we know who the bad guy is, Nolan gives Bane a nuclear ‘weapon’. Also, try not to think about the fact that the bomb is made out of an idealist, renewable, free energy source that would put Big Oil and Coal out of business. In the end, the status quo is retained, Batman rides off into the sunset AND gets the girl. Maybe that ending made you forget that Batman just spent two hours appearing to champion the wrong people. I am not saying let’s get a militia together, or that I hate rich people, or trying to be too political in anyway. Maybe, Nolan is being much more tongue-in-cheek than we realized. Maybe, his opinion is justice doesn’t care about poverty: if you stole because your family was starving. Maybe he’s saying that justice is black and white.

I’ve been told by many people to “lighten up”. But the themes still sit wrong with me. This movie wasn’t written in a vacuum. Christopher Nolan is aware of the political and economic climate. This moved may have worked better in the 1980′s and early 1990′s when change was not talked about, asked for, and protested in the name of, on a daily basis.

I plan on seeing the movie again, sometime this week. The fight scenes delivered and I loved hearing Bane’s crazy, almost comical voice. Maybe, after another viewing I can not take some things so seriously. This is just a movie, after all. Do you think I’m overreacting? Reading way too much into it? Or do you agree? Let me know in the comments below (or hit me up on Twitter), I’d really love to discuss this, especially if I missed something that would help me enjoy this movie more, the next time I view it.

11th May2012

Which Witch?

by Doug

Promo shot of Chris Hemsworth as The Huntsman

There are many questions to ask when you see two Snow White movies coming out so close to one-another. “Why now?”,” Why isn’t it animated?” ,”How has this not been done (well) already?” But today the most important question is “Which one should I spend my money on?”

Many people would probably answer either “Both” or “Neither”. But those aren’t options so sit down and choose! So let’s juxtapose the two and see which looks better on paper (I made a chart):

Come on! 4-1! There is just no contest, the darker the better. We want the Huntsman (even though Twilight is represented). The best way to make a killing in the box office is to take something we already like and make it dark (by the way the new Little Mermaid movie is gonna be SO DARK)! Everyone loves a family comedy that will make us laugh and feel warm and fuzzy at the end, but you can only choose one so don’t be dumb.

 

07th May2012

Movie Review: Marvel’s The Avengers

by Jeremy

Marvel's The Avengers poster

 

Finally, one of the big two gets their super team on the big screen. Marvel won the race, and may have set the bar so high, that no one (I’m looking at you DC) will be able to replicate the success. They managed to get (mostly) all their big names on board and then back it up with the a star director/writer. I guess it didn’t hurt them at all that the hype for an Avengers movie started about four years ago after the credits of the first Iron Man movie.

My experience with The Avengers movie was an interesting one. I am lucky enough to live near a theater that ran the all day Marvel Movie Marathon. I got to catch up on all the other Avengers’ origin movies, then see The Avengers at midnight. It was a fun social experiment if nothing else. I swear the theater didn’t turn on the air conditioning until half way through the 14.5 hour day. Imagine approximately 100 geeks, sitting around all day, eating pizza, nacho’s, popcorn and hamburgers. There was a certain odor. I noticed. No one else said anything, but I noticed. In between the movies we had 15 minutes to go empty bladders, refill extra-large collectible cups, inhale nicotine, and argue about all the things that people like us argue about when no one else is paying attention. I witnessed a heated discussion between people about whether vibranium was a completely inert element, and whether or not it would actually be a good material to make Captain America’s shield out of.

On to my opinion of the Avengers movie, don’t worry, it’s spoiler free. Basically it is everyone’s wet-dream of a summer blockbuster movie. The movie follows the tried and true three acts to perfection, it doesn’t take very long to jump into the action, and it doesn’t really stop until the end. We already knew that all the actor’s, besides Mark Ruffalo, could play their parts and Joss Whedon’s script let them(maybe even enhanced it). If you are a fan of Whedon’s previous stuff (Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Firefly/Serenity) then you know the kind of humor and depth he brings to his characters. He gives them the little human flaws that make you identify with them so strongly, that their struggles and victories become yours. Another thing that won’t come as a surprise to you, is how strongly he writes his female characters. Johansson’s Black Widow is clearly an equal to her male teammates. Finally (my last testament to how great Whedon did with this film), this is the best that the Incredible Hulk/Bruce Banner has ever been written. Sorry, Ed Norton, but instead of a love story (like your Hulk movie) this film’s Hulk was just dealing with “Hey, if I’m not careful, I change into a huge monster and destroy everything”. And, he did it right.

So yes, it may have literally had it all. Action, quotable lines, a little humor, and of course, the post credit teasers. Stay until the very end, it’s worth it.

I know I’m not the only one who went and saw it, so tell me what you think. If there is someone out there who saw it and was not completely enamored, please leave a comment, I’d be very interested to hear why… because I’m a fanboy, and I sometimes overlook things.

 

24th Mar2012

The Weekend Link Dump 03/24/12

by Jeremy

Ender's Chair

It was a long week for me, didn’t get in front of the computer a lot, but I did see a lot of interesting stuff going on with updates from Wondercon and upcoming movies (comic book and otherwise), SWTOR’s free weekend trial and more. If you have some time to kill, here’s what I found of interest this week:

  • AMC Theaters is running a marathon of the Marvel Comics movie universe; leading up to, and finishing with the new Avengers Movie.
  • ScreenRant.com has a photo of the what is purported to be the movie poster for the sequel to X-Men Origins: Wolverine, The Wolverine.
  • Orson Scott Card’s classic science fiction novel is being turned into a movie. That movie, Ender’s Game, has a blog.
  • More movie news, after Michael Bay’s big announcement about changes to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle origin, original creator Kevin Eastman chimes in as well.
  • A spoilerific interview with Scott Snyder about Batman #7.
  • Star Wars: The Old Republic is offering a free trial this weekend. If you haven’t checked it out yet, you should. The free trial goes until Monday morning. There goes your weekend.
  • “Researchers have proposed building a nuclear clock that would lose only one-tenth of a second over 14 billion years, the current age of the universe. It would be 100 times more accurate than current atomic clocks…”
  • A cool look at the way music is used in Mass Effect 3. Scroll down and look at the comments, Bioware’s Audio Lead gives his opinion!
  • Just because we’re geeks doesn’t mean we have to live up to the old stereotype about our fashion tendencies. Lifehacker.com helps out.
  • Finally, for all the info on last weekend’s Wondercon, ComicBookResources.com has you covered.
12th Mar2012

What You Shouldn’t Miss This Week 03/12/12

by Jeremy

Super Jail image

Not an amazing week at theaters, but some new DVD releases should keep us occupied, Marvel continues to focus on the upcoming Avenger movie, and of course we keep an eye on SXSWi in Texas this week: The Adventures of Tin Tin, Super Jail season 2 and Avengers Assemble #2. How could we forget, Wednesday is Pi Day, we show you where you can find fun stuff to celebrate a very geeky holiday.

All week in Austin, Texas top innovators and up and comers in the worlds of music, film, technology and even fashion are meeting and discussing (and at times coming up with) the “Next Big Thing” in their fields. SXSW Interactive is of special interest to us, because of how it relates to the future of the technology industry: crowd sourcing, social media, phone/tablet apps, etc. If you aren’t lucky enough to be there, they have a great link that let’s you keep an eye on the action SXSW Accelerate.

The Adventures of Tintin comes out on DVD on March 13th. The visually stunning family movie from Paramount Pictures and director Steven Spielberg comes home. I always look forward to a movie we can watch with the kids that has a plot I can enjoy.

In the completely opposite direction Superjail: Season Two comes out on DVD on March 13th also. I love the animation of this psychedelic cartoon about a huge futuristic prison run by a disturbed Willy Wonka -esque warden. The humor is vulgar, but it’s twisted AND funny.

Marvel Comics gets ready for its super team-up movie with Avengers Assemble #1, out March 14th. They call it a jumping on point for new readers who want to get to know “Earth’s Mightiest Heroes” in the main continuity of the Marvel universe.

The geekiest holiday of all 3/14, or Pi Day is coming up, check out PiDay.org to find gear, ecards and info about this “irrational and transcendental number”.

If you check any of these things out, or notice a new release that should have made the list this week, let us know in the comments or even on Twitter.

05th Mar2012

What You Shouldn’t Miss This Week 03/05/12

by Jeremy

cover to Season One DVD of Game of Thrones

Another week and we bring you more exciting new releases from the worlds of video games, movies and comic books! This week includes Mass Effect 3, another spin-off from Vertigo’s Fables comic book and the complete first season of Game of Thrones on DVD!

The long-awaited final chapter to the Mass Effect trilogy hits stores on March 6th (for PC, Xbox360 and PS3). I know how excited everyone is to finish Commander Shepard’s story, so excited in fact that there have been reports of pirated versions hitting torrent sites over the weekend!

Also out on March 6th, Game of Thrones: The Complete First Season on DVD. The first book from George R.R. Martin’s fantasy saga A Song of Fire and Ice hits the small screen in the series’ first season complete with extras including audio commentaries and character profiles.

In a world where I consider spin-offs  a four letter word, here’s one that won’t piss you off. Vertigo’s Fairest #1 hits comic book racks on March 7th, starring the females of the award-winning Fables series: “Balancing horror, humor and adventure, FAIREST explores the secret histories of Sleeping Beauty, Rapunzel, Cinderella, The Snow Queen, Thumbelina, Snow White, Rose Red and others.”

On March 9th John Carter will open in theaters nation wide. Some people call it an Avatar rip off, I call them stupid because Edgar Rice Burroughs wrote this over 100 years ago, and it has appeared in multiple forms of media, including comic books. If Disney plays their cards right, this could be a massive film series, considering their were 11 volumes in the Barsoom series.

If you get a chance to check any of these out or we forgot something; let us know in the comments section, or on Twitter!

27th Feb2012

What You Shouldn’t Miss This Week 02/27/12

by Jeremy


Batman Beyond Unlimited #1

Every week we bring you the new releases of the week from comic books, movies, video games and television that you won’t want to miss.

Kombat: Komplete Edition comes out on February 28th. It is the Game of the Year Edition of Mortal Kombat plus much more. It features all of the game’s downloadable content:  All four downloadable characters, “Klassic” fatalities for Sub-Zero, Scorpion and Reptile and 15 throwback skins. If that wasn’t enough, it is also bundled with a digital version of the original Mortal Kombat film, from 1995.

The new SSX for Playstation 3 also comes out on February 28th. One of (what I thought was) the most fun, snowboarding video games returns. With so many new features, including online multi-player racing, this looks like a must buy if you own a PS3! Here is a trailer for a closer look:

From DC Comics, Batman Beyond Unlimited hits your local comic book store on February 29th. In this new chapter of the future Batman (Terry McGinnis), a new gang of Jokerz causes chaos in Gotham City. Also collected here is the first two digital chapters of Justice League Beyond (for the first time in print).

Tim and Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie is in theaters on March 2nd. The brilliant and/or twisted and disturbed minds behind the Awesome Show, now have a movie…Tim and Eric are given a billion dollars to make a movie and they squander it all. Now, on the run, they are looking for a way to pay it all back.

If you check out any of these things this week, let us know what you thought. Or, if we missed something tell us in the comments below, or on Facebook or Twitter.

13th Feb2012

What You Shouldn’t Miss This Week 02/13/12

by Jeremy

movie poster for The Rum Diary

Last week we had some great picks, and this week looks the same as we point you in the direction of what new stuff we think you shouldn’t miss.

The Rum Diary comes out on DVD and BluRay February 14th. Just in time for Valentine’s Day (that’s not really significant) is the film adaptation of Hunter S. Thompson’s first novel. Johnny Depp plays the lead character, journalist Paul Kemp, as he moves from Eisenhower-Era New York to Puerto Rico to write for a local paper there. Even on the easy-going island he manages to find corruption that he has the chance to blow the whistle on. I am a huge Hunter S. Thompson fan, so I will be picking this up  since I didn’t get to see it in the theater.

The Misadventures of Adam West #1 hits your local comic book shop on February 15th. Fueled by his imagination (and a magical amulet), Adam West continues his travels through time, space, and alternate realities fighting evil-doers in his very own ongoing series. I have no idea what our obsession is with the original TV Batman, but whether he’s the mayor of Quahog or fighting evil in his own comic book, I’m there.

Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance plays in theaters February 17th. Nicolas Cage returns to the role of Johnny Blaze in the sequel that appears to have taken a darker tone than the original. The effects look great, Ghostrider looks pretty intense…he pees flames.

As always, if we missed something or when you check these out let us know what you thought in the comments below, or by hitting us up on Twitter.

10th Feb2012

Two Kinds of Funny

by Doug

There are a couple funny guys I like. Every movie they put out (even if I hate the premise) I end up seeing. Will Ferrell movies, and Adam Sandler movies. The other day while I was taking a lie-down shower (you know the type I’m talking about) I thought “Why haven’t they done a movie together yet?” Besides the obvious answer of not being able to make as much money (debatable) I thought of another answer: They do two different types of comedies. There are some exceptions to these observations, but they hold pretty close (minus the remakes).

Adam Sandler
Sandler tends to take a loser character and put them in a very unique (sometimes supernatural) situation. That situation will give him the opportunity to be less of a loser. The term loser can be defined in many ways for Sandler’s movies. It could mean he takes his family for granted, isn’t responsible, won’t grow up, won’t stand up for himself, doesn’t believe in himself, won’t forgive himself, or won’t commit. Then after the crazy thing that happens to him, he learns to overcome his loserness and become the hero. With hilarity throughout of course.

Will Ferrell
Ferrell’s movies, on the other hand, examine different professions and then exploit the viciously funny stereotypes until we pee our pants. He takes a race car driver, a semi-pro basketball player, a news anchor, a fashion designer, an amateur soccer coach, an Olympic skater, a scientist, a cop, or a super villain then gives you an ingenious movie quote for pretty much any programming you’re watching on TV that isn’t starring actors. These stereotypes are so RIGHT ON that it can even change the behavior of these professions. For example in Cedar Rapids, Iowa there is a news anchor that was known for his mustache (Bruce Aune). Then Anchorman came out. The mustache has been missing ever since. He didn’t want to live out the stereotype, and give anyone an excuse to see him as an example of a Will Ferrell character.

So if you ever feel like you can’t write because everything you think of has been done…who cares? These guys aren’t re-inventing the wheel, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

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