11th May2012

Which Witch?

by Doug

Promo shot of Chris Hemsworth as The Huntsman

There are many questions to ask when you see two Snow White movies coming out so close to one-another. “Why now?”,” Why isn’t it animated?” ,”How has this not been done (well) already?” But today the most important question is “Which one should I spend my money on?”

Many people would probably answer either “Both” or “Neither”. But those aren’t options so sit down and choose! So let’s juxtapose the two and see which looks better on paper (I made a chart):

Come on! 4-1! There is just no contest, the darker the better. We want the Huntsman (even though Twilight is represented). The best way to make a killing in the box office is to take something we already like and make it dark (by the way the new Little Mermaid movie is gonna be SO DARK)! Everyone loves a family comedy that will make us laugh and feel warm and fuzzy at the end, but you can only choose one so don’t be dumb.